i am stuck. utterly. terribly. stuck. and there’s just no way to get out.
my next dog will be named Spot, that way whenever she gets into the trash or other places she’s not allowed, I can yell, “Out! Out, damn Spot!”
If you don’t get that, I’m not sure we can be friends.
I always compliment my dog on how intelligent and capable she is because I’m afraid that if I only focus on her cuteness she will develop a body image problem